Find Your Soul Mate, Homer.

Maybe, single people eat crackers - we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.

"I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito."

Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right.

Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right. The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of the great apes rose up at me but -- bam, bam! -- I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me --HCCAAH, HCCAAH!! ...And that's when I got mad.

Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

Saxamaphone

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

Happy Wacking Day!

"But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven."

Hi! I'M BIG BUTT SKINNER

Stratawhovious?

Want me to zinc your sniffer?

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!

Lousy Smarch weather.

So You Want A Rock War Eh?

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

I Call the Big One Bitey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail

Remember when I ruined Lisa's wedding in the future?

Lisa Needs Braces....

"Dental Plan"

T-minus One Month 'Til New Simpsons Episodes

The new season of The Simpsons starts one month from today on September 27th! For a preview of the new season check out my Simpsons Season 21 Preview.

I finally finished Season 12 with the commentary, solid as usual... a lot of good behind the scenes stories, along with the third time on a dvd commentary that Matt Groening told a story about how the kid he went to grade school with that was the inspiration for Nelson sold kids a page out of their permanent record for a quarter after being sent to the principals office an hour every day.

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