My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!

Lousy Smarch weather.

So You Want A Rock War Eh?

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

R.I.P Ernest Borgnine

I'm sure you kids knew him best as Sergeant Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity"

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Ernest_Borgnine_(character)

I Call the Big One Bitey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail