Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

Happy Wacking Day!

"But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven."

Mmm... free goo.

Hi! I'M BIG BUTT SKINNER

Stratawhovious?

Want me to zinc your sniffer?