"I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito."

I Call the Big One Bitey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail

Simpsons Quote of the Day

Hobo: “And thanks to that little girl, today you can find apples in everything that's good: Apple wine, apple whiskey, apple schnapps, apple martinis, uh, Snapple with vodka in it, apple nail polish remover ...”

Lisa: “Don't forget apple sauce.”

Hobo: “Yeah ... I suppose you could grind some pills into it.”

[CABF17] Simpsons Tall Tales

Simpsons Quote of the Day

“Wow, I never seen you have so many lunch beers before, Homer.”

Lenny Lenard

[CABF04] Homer vs. Dignity

Simpsons Quote of the Day

“Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.”

Barney Gumble
[4F22] The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson

Simpsons Quote of the Day

“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.”

Homer J. Simpson
[7G03] Homer's Odyssey

Simpsons Quote of the Day

"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

Homer J. Simpson
[5F03] Bart Star