The 10 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

10. "I call the big one bitey" - Homer J. Simpson (Marge vs. the Monorail)

9. "Me fail English? That’s unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum (Lisa on Ice)

8. "Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”" - Lionel Hutz (Marge in Chains)

7. " Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog. " - Homer J. Simpson (The Canine Mutiny)

6. "Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?" - Milhouse (The Canine Mutiny)

5. "Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” - Smithers (A Star is Burns)

4. "Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs." - Homer J. Simpson (Behind the Laughter)

3. "You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way." - Homer J. Simpson (The PTA Disbands)

2. "It's ok, kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is: never try." - Homer J. Simpson (Burns' Heir)

1. "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems." - Homer J. Simpson (Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment)

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I know what you're thinking, "A website about the Simpsons, what kind of jerk does this guy think he is? I mean really, why bother clouding the internet with yet another tribute to the greatest show of all time? Why not just jump off a bridge, ugly?". Well some time ago I realized that some time ago whenever I heard something even slightly related to a Simpsons quote, that quote would pop into my head, usually winding up in me laughing at police officers that informed me that if I didn't stop laughing at them they were going to have to lock me up and slap me around a little. I decided I needed a creative outlet for all of the space in my brain that the Simpsons has taken up over the years, thus MySimpsonsBlog.com. I plan on Simpsons quotes of the day, features on Simpsons writers/directors and guest stars, Simpsons news, and hardcore pornography. Well maybe not hardcore pornography, I guess that doesn't have too much to do with the Simpsons, or does it? No, it doesn't.

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-Brian

P.S. Who are you calling ugly?