What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.

I know what you're thinking, "A website about the Simpsons, what kind of jerk does this guy think he is? I mean really, why bother clouding the internet with yet another tribute to the greatest show of all time? Why not just jump off a bridge, ugly?". Well some time ago I realized that some time ago whenever I heard something even slightly related to a Simpsons quote, that quote would pop into my head, usually winding up in me laughing at police officers that informed me that if I didn't stop laughing at them they were going to have to lock me up and slap me around a little. I decided I needed a creative outlet for all of the space in my brain that the Simpsons has taken up over the years, thus MySimpsonsBlog.com. I plan on Simpsons quotes of the day, features on Simpsons writers/directors and guest stars, Simpsons news, and hardcore pornography. Well maybe not hardcore pornography, I guess that doesn't have too much to do with the Simpsons, or does it? No, it doesn't.

So thanks for dropping by, feel free to leave some comments and tell me off when I mistakingly misspell Millhouse or something.

-Brian

P.S. Who are you calling ugly?